estravenai

ppyajunebug:

arielsfunblr:

rhymeswitheight:

since1969:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

i have replayed this like 15 times now

ANDY.

This gave me life.

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

tell-themstories

sokkaflockaflameo:

thatsupergleekywholockianhead:

satansleftbuttcheek:

upgraders:

upgraders:

how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient 

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Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time

imagine if you accidentally sent your sext in a howler

[Opens Howler] I’LL LET YOU WHOMP MY WILLOW ANYTIME

I just spit water everywhere

youreyesarelikestarlightnow

the-magical-crawdad:

siriusblaque:

yo but mermaid monster hybrids though

  • vampire mermaids who prey on their own kind — when they get bitten, their scales fall off, their tails turn a slick and fleshy grey, a dorsal fin begins to sprout from their spine, and suddenly there’s six rows of teeth where once there was only one
  • mermaid medusas who’ve got eels for hair and it’s not their gaze that can turn you to stone but their song
  • fairy mermaids who’re born of spite and mischief — they’re small, the size of seahorses, and they speed through the currents causing mayhem and sometimes destruction
  • were-mermaids who turn into huge, hulking great whites when the full moon filters through the deep waters, who cannot be restrained because what shackles can you find in the deep?, who leave blood and guts in their wake

Let’s go deeper

  • Mermaid dryads tied to a whole kept forest, fins and hair perfectly camouflaged with their natural habitat. They drift serenely through their gardens until it is threatened, when the whole kelp forest turns on the attacker and drags it down to its death.
  • Elementally aligned mermaids - air-aligned mermaids leap joyously from the water and glide on tough fins, punching through the surface of the water like tiny spears of silver-blue. Fire-aligned mermaids drawn to deep volcanic vents, blind and sickly-white with teeth that fit together like a sieve.
  • Kraken mermaids.
teatimethemetime

chineserockstarsonholiday:

So here it is. My first contribution to the Foxglove Summer Countdown. It is one day late, but I’ve had a lot on in the last few days and over the weekend so I wasn’t able to write the fic I had in mind, or even a shorter one I came up with. But I now have an ao3 account, so that’s great (it’s cat_empress).

This is an edited version of the powerpoint I made for my reading blog a while ago, and I think it’s much better. I’ve put more thought into the last slide, in particular, and made some additions to the ‘more awesome characters’ page. I hope it’s okay.

belllamyyblake

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

belllamyyblake

"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

But here is what I think you should know.

You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

Libby Anne (via belllamyyblake)